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I do this everytime my boyfriend is trying to go home……….

She’s so purdyyyyyyyyy.

I want to put the lyrics of Marina & The Diamonds’ song Homewrecker everywhere…. But I don’t think that would sit well with my boyfriend :|

Every boyfriend is the one
Until otherwise proven
The good are never easy
The easy never good
And loving never happens like you think it really should

Deception and perfection are wonderful traits
One will breed love
the other hate
you’ll find me in the lonely hearts
under ‘I’m after a brand new start’

And I don’t belong to anyone

They call me Homewrecker
Homewrecker
They call me Homewrecker
Homewrecker

Girls and their cosmic gourmet vomit
Boys and their toys and their six inch rockets
We’re all very lovely ‘til we get to know each other
As we stop becoming friends and we start becoming lovers

And I don’t belong to anyone

They call me Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I’m only happy when I’m on the run)
They call me Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I broke a million hearts just for fun)
They call me Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I’m only happy when I’m on the run)
They call me Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I broke a million hearts just for fun)
I’m only happy when I’m on the run
I break a million hearts just for fun
I don’t belong to anyone

I guess you could say that my life’s a mess
But I’m still looking pretty in this dress
I’m the image of deception

When everything is life and death
You may feel like there’s nothing left
Instead of love and trust and laughter
What you get is happy never after
But deep down all you want is love
The pure kind we all dream of
But we cannot escape the past
So you and I will never last

‘cause I’m a Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I’m only happy when I’m on the run)
‘cause I’m a Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I broke a million hearts just for fun)
‘cause I’m a Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I’m only happy when I’m on the run)
‘cause I’m a Homewrecker
Homewrecker (I broke a million hearts just for fun)
‘cause I’m a Homewrecker
Homewrecker

This month just gets better and better…

In case anyone was wondering, this is only half sarcastic. This month has been good and bad for totally different yet occasionally linked reasons! Be it vanity or stress etc.

1) I’ve got a new job a Costa (that’s good) but there’s so much to learn, and even though this is my 3rd official day, I’m worried I won’t last the 3 month probation period and I stink of coffee all the time and I HATE coffee (that’s bad).

2) [this one’s a bit girly] My nails are finally looking a bit humane again after a beating from Premier (that’s good), but my eczema is back with a vengeance and despite all the “medically advised” shit I’m putting on it, its not going away, plus its on my face and if I try to cover the ever so glamorous red patches with foundation it makes it worse (that’s bad).

3) I finally got my fringe to that pale blonde colour from roots to tips (that’s good [and girly again]) but I have the most vilent mood swings ever [I know why but its still annoying, no its not a monthly to all the men out there who seem to think that’s the only thing women experience] which make me go from quietly content to on the verge of tears or extremely intolent to things I used to be fine with.

4) I got some commision work from my cousin’s publishing company (that’s good) but they’ve asked me for an art style I really struggle with so I’m worried I won’t be able to meet their standards thus crushing my first chance at getting into the graphics business.

5) I’m getting good enough at kickboxing to grade soon (that’s good) but because I’m one of the lower belts I get asked to partner with newbies, and as much as I don’t have a problem with it I always make sure they practise more than me so I don’t really train anymore (that’s bad).

6) I get to see all my mates soon because they’ll finish exams and uni terms etc. so BRING ON THE FUCKING SUMMER (that’s good) but my best friend’s dream men have blown up in their faces, my long time bestie’s fiancée [who she has a child with] has more or less walked out on her because he’s stressed and she had enough of him taking it out on her, whilst my other bestie’s was potential boyfriend chickened out of a relationship after they were dating for THAT reason [THAT = I’m not ready] fuck you men, fuck you (that’s bad).

7) I came up with the best birthday present for my boyfriend and one of my close mates (that’s good) but the finishing touches of my bf’s present hasn’t arrived and the one for my mate ain’t here yet flat out (that’s bad).

So overall, I don’t know what the fuck’s going on at the moment, everything seems fine but not at the moment. One moment I feel like I’m alright and I can handle myself, the next I feel like I’m losing the plot and don’t deserve anything. So I’ll just keep listening to Marina & The Diamonds and eating White Rabbit sweets.

Dear Lergy,

Fuck off.

My next few posts may well be aggressive, contain foul language and be very ranty. Ignore at will.

Some people are so fucking obnoxious and rude!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s a hint, rather than deleting all our photos, STOP GOING ON MY FUCKING PROFILE PAGE, YOU ARE NOW PISSING ME OFF.

Gimme Finnick. Gimme Finnick. Gimme Finnick. Gimme Finnick.

THE MEMORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! MY ICON >_<

And suddenly I remember how much I DESPISE drawing backgrounds. The things I do to get into the art and graphics business.

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Anonymous Asked:
Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?

My answer:

I didn’t know such a thing was in place :O I might be tempted to go, I do like a bit of Beatles magic!

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